Murder Most Maris [2] Written by Sam Johnson
Directed by Scott Ellis
=====================================================================
Production Code: 11.08
Episode Number In Production Order: 248
Original Airdate on NBC: Nov. 11, 2003
Transcript written on Dec. 31, 2003
Click Here For Part One
Transcript {Kelly Dean Hansen}
Skyline: A helicopter rises above the city.
PREVIOUSLY ON FRASIER
Scene - Frasier's new office
Frasier: What's got Daphne all worked up now?
Niles: It wasn't Daphne. It was Maris.
CUT TO: later, same setting
Niles: She's gotten involved with some Argentine polo player.
It turns out [ ] he's a gold digger, with a violent
temper to boot.
Scene - Montana apartment, Frasier opening the door.
Esteban: Dr. Crane?
Frasier: Yes?
Esteban: I'm Esteban de Rojo. [He punches Frasier.]
Scene - Later at the Montana
Niles: [to Daphne] I tell you, Maris will never come between us
again.
As they exit to the kitchen, we hear the radio: "And now, news
headlines: Police have just arrested Seattle socialite Maris Crane
for the murder of Argentine polo star Esteban de Rojo..."
The radio fades out.
ACT ONE
Scene One - The Montana
It is later that night, after everyone has heard the news. Niles opens
the door to Frasier and Martin.
Niles: Come in.
Frasier: Niles! [they embrace] What have you heard?
Niles: Not much. The TV news is still pretty sketchy. Dad, did you
find anything out?
Martin: Well, I called some buddies at the station. They'll call back
when they know something.
Frasier and Martin hang up their coats and head for the bar,
to which Daphne has brought some plastic cups and where there
are still refreshments left over from the fake baby shower.
Daphne: It's just so freaky! I can't believe that man is dead.
He was standing right where you are just a few hours ago.
Martin: How are you holding up, son?
Frasier: As well as can be expected. [He moves his hand to his eye.]
Martin: I meant your brother.
Niles: Oh, well, I'm--I'm stunned of course, the idea that Maris
actually killed someone.
Frasier: Well, we've all seen her murder many a lively dinner party.
He laughs, while the other three stare at him, appalled.
Niles: Frasier!
Martin: That's terrible.
Frasier: Oh, come on, I'm joking. And haven't I earned the right to my
gallows humor? [haunted voice] After all, are you forgetting
that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a man
now dead?
They bow their heads, shamed.
Frasier: Thank you.
Martin: [handing a glass to Niles] Here, drink this.
Niles: Oh, thanks.
The phone rings. Niles answers.
Niles: Hello? [pause] Yes, of course. I'll be there shortly.
[He hangs up.] It's the police. They want to talk to me.
He sits next to Daphne.
Daphne: My God, why? They don't suspect you of anything, do they?
Niles: Oh, I don't think so, I don't think they could, they couldn't,
could they? Dad?
Martin: Calm down. You had lunch with her today. They just want to
know what you talked about.
Niles: Well, what did we talk about? What did we talk about? Uh,
we-we discussed the upcoming women's arts festival and their
tableau vivant. They're going to be re-enacting Schmitt's
painting of "The Martyrdom of St. Ursula by Atila the Hun."
Naturally, Maris will pose as the Hun.
Frasier: Ah.
Niles: A tad Germanic for my taste, but nonetheless I told her I'd
help out by lending her my antique crossbow to help complete
the tragic scene on the Rhône. Of course, talk of the Rhône
inevitably led to that wonderful anecdote about the Nazarene
painters of Biddlesbock Palace...
Frasier: [joins Niles in loud guffaws] Those beer-loving rascals! Tell
it, Niles!
Martin: No! What did she say about the polo guy?
Niles: Well, I-I told you, she mentioned she felt unsafe around him,
and she thought that he only wanted her for her money, and I
urged her to end the relationship.
Martin: Well, that's pretty tame stuff. It'll take more than a little
lunch to tie you into a murder.
Frasier: Oh, dear. Niles, they're in front of Maris's house now.
Frasier switches on the TV sound. We hear the announcer:
Announcer: There's been a startling new development in the society
murder case. Sources say alleged murderer Maris Crane
killed her polo-playing lover, Esteban de Rojo, with an
antique crossbow...
They are all stunned. Frasier quickly mutes the television.
Daphne: You gave her the murder weapon!
The phone rings. Niles slowly rises. Daphne answers.
Daphne: Hello? [aside] It's a reporter.
Niles: I'm not home.
Daphne: [into phone] I'm sorry, he's not here, and I don't know when
he's coming back. [pause] I'd rather not say. [another pause]
I'd rather not say! [charmed] Oh, thank you, Manchester,
actually.
Martin: Hang up!
Daphne: Goodbye. [does]
Niles: I don't believe this. It's an unlisted number. They must
think I'm involved somehow. Th-they're actually trying to
imply that...
He begins his characteristic hyperventilating that we have seen before.
Niles: No, no, no, I'm not going to panic. The only way to get
through this is to remain calm.
Martin: Right, now, let's go on down to the station and get this all
sorted out.
Daphne: I'm coming too.
Niles: No! You have to rest up for our doctor's appointment
tomorrow morning.
Frasier: I'll stay with Daphne.
Niles: Don't worry. Everything's going to be fine.
Martin and Niles exit. The phone rings again.
Frasier: You know, that's going to go on all night. Do you want to
just stay at my place?
Daphne: Oh, thanks, but if I have them drive me out of me own home,
then they've won.
The phone continues to ring.
Frasier: Allow me. [He answers.] Hello? Yes, I'll tell her. [hangs up]
That was your mother. She heard the news, she's on her way
over.
Daphne: I'll pack a bag, you get the car.
She heads to the back as Frasier goes out the door.
FADE OUT
FRAZER WITH A "Z"
Scene Two - Frasier's apartment
Martin and Niles enter and Daphne receives them.
Martin: Well, we survived! The kid held up.
Daphne: [embracing him] What took you all night?
Niles: Oh, there was a lot of waiting.
Frasier: [helping Niles with his coat] Here, let me take that.
Niles: Thank you. Fortunately we found a nice cold metal bench
between two drunk bikers and a pimp who called me "Peaches."
Martin: Yeah, and the interesting thing happened when we were leaving.
We ran into Maris's lawyer on the way out.
Niles: And he told us the whole story. Apparently, Maris and Esteban
had a fight, and Maris kicked him out. She was trying to calm
herself by practicing her tableau vivant pose with the, with
the crossbow. Which, she needs all the practice she can get.
She has terribly weak triceps. Well, all of a sudden Esteban
burst back in through the balcony window. Maris was-was
startled to death and pulled the trigger in self-defense.
He was dead before he hit the parquet.
Daphne: So where is she now?
Martin: They're holding her as a flight risk.
Niles: Can you imagine?
Martin: Well, it didn't help that when they found her, she had a
passport, a wig, and $10,000 in her purse.
Niles: Maris always has those things in her purse.
Frasier: Well, you've got to admit, Niles, it doesn't look very good.
Niles: I can't believe she could have planned this. You do learn
something about a woman when you've slept in a room next to
hers for fifteen years.
[N.B. Actually less time - Niles and Maris dated for three years,
lived together in marriage for eleven, and were separated for two
before he finally filed for divorce, which took another two years –
Mike Lee]
They are all uncomfortable and irritated, particularly Daphne. A thump
on the door is heard.
Frasier: Oh, that must be the paper.
Daphne: So, she just happened to be posing with a loaded crossbow at
the exact moment he burst in on her?
Niles: And don't you just know the prosecutor is going to try to
twist that into something sinister?
Frasier has picked up the paper.
Frasier: Oh, dear. It's on the front page.
Martin: They don't mention Niles, do they?
Frasier: Well, let me see. Ah, here we are, yes. [reading] Uh, "Maris
Crane is believed to have gotten the crossbow from her ex-
husband, Dr. Niles Crane, with whom she lunched on the day of
the murder."
Martin: [looking over shoulders at the paper] Is that you and Maris
on your honeymoon?
Niles: Ah, that is the experimental liposuction center in Gstaad.
[wistfully] So, yes.
Frasier: "According to sources, Crane divorced the accused some years
ago to marry her plastic surgeon, whom he left in order... to
marry..." Oh, dear.
Daphne: [snatching the paper] "To marry Daphne Moon... a housekeeper."
Oh, that's just lovely.
Niles: Now, now, now, the press is notorious for getting things
wrong.
Frasier: Yes, Niles is right. For example look, further on here it
says, ha-ha, "Dr. Crane is the brother of local deejay,
Frazer--with a 'Z'--Crane." You just have to laugh these
things off.
He fakes some more chuckles.
Daphne: Well, I can't laugh. That horrible woman has managed to
slither her way back into our lives.
Niles: No, she is not back in our life. This whole thing is going to
blow over in no time.
Daphne: How can you be so calm?
Niles: Well, in situations such as this, there are only two ways to
react: either you go to pieces or you stay calm, and I've
chosen to do the latter.
Frasier: Bravo, Niles, that's very healthy.
Martin: Well, you'd better go home, son, and get some sleep, you've
had a long night.
Niles: That is a good idea.
Frasier: I'll call you later.
Niles: Thank you. [with forced enthusiasm] Oh! We have your doctor's
appointment this morning.
Daphne: Oh, don't worry, you don't have to come.
Niles: Oh. And miss hearing my baby's heartbeat? I don't think so.
[naively] Plenty of time to sleep after the baby's born.
Niles and Daphne exit.
FADE TO:
FAIR AND UNBALANCED
Scene Three – Café Nervosa
Frasier, Niles, and Roz are sitting down
Roz: Niles, how are you holding up?
Niles: Apart from the lack of sleep, I'm all right. Although, now
that it's in the news that I provided the crossbow I can't go
anywhere without people whispering and pointing.
His mobile rings.
Niles: Oh, excuse me. [answers] Hello? Hello, Maris. Oh, I'm-I'm
so sorry. That's awful. I'll-I'll-I'll do what I can. All
right. [hangs up] Oh, that was Maris. Poor thing lost her
shoes.
Frasier looks at him incredulously.
Niles: She put them outside her cell to be polished, and... someone
named Big Judy is holding them for ransom.
Frasier: Well, how often does she call you?
Niles: Uh, more often than you'd think she could, being in jail.
Roz: Hasn't she made your life hard enough?
Niles: Oh, I can't turn my back on her now, Roz, she's literally
fighting for her life.
Engine noises are heard outside, and Niles glances out the window.
He glances out the window
Niles: Oh, wonderful. More news vans. Maybe it's time I made a
statement. [starts to rise]
Frasier: No, no, absolutely not, Niles. That is the worst possible
thing you could do. It would only fan the flames. I'll
tell you what. Why don't you slip out the back way, and
I will talk to them for you.
Niles: Oh, that... there's no need, Frasier.
Frasier: No, Niles, I insist. I'm used to dealing with these media
jackals. You have no idea how they can twist your words
with editing tricks and such. All right, off you go.
Frasier escorts Niles to the back door.
Niles: Thank you, Frasier.
The media corps has entered the cafe.
Reporter: Is Niles Crane in here?
Frasier: He is not. I will be speaking on his behalf. Gentlemen,
you may roll tape. [He prepares for his delivery.] Good
afternoon, Seattle, this is Dr. Frasier Crane, spokesman
for the Crane family.
We see the camera point of view.
Frasier: Recent events involving my brother, Niles Crane and his
ex-wife are tragic, almost as tragic as the rampant media
speculation concerning his involvement. If there is any
justice in the world, Maris Crane and Niles Crane will soon
be executed. Thank you, that is all I have to say.
He returns to his table as the camera crew begins to leave, in a buzz
of excitement. Roz quickly whispers in his ear.
Frasier: I said no such thing. I did? I did. Excuse me? Excuse me!
Come back!
FADE OUT as Frasier runs after the press corps.
END OF ACT ONE
ACT TWO
Scene Four - Frasier's apartment
Frasier and Martin are watching the news.
Frasier: [v.o.] Maris Crane and Niles Crane will soon be executed.
Martin mutes the TV.
Martin: That's four times in one newscast. Must be some kind of
record.
Frasier: They know I meant "exonerated."
He covers his face and groans. Niles and Daphne enter. They are not
amused.
Frasier: Oh, Daphne, Niles. Listen, I'm, I'm so sorry about today's
little gaffe. You know what I meant.
Daphne: Oh, don't worry. Anyone can make a little slip. We know you
were only trying to ruin our lives--[feigning self-correction]
I mean, help.
She glares at him.
Frasier: Niles, once again, I'm so sorry...
Niles: No, no, Frasier, please, it's all right. I should have talked
to them myself. I hope it'll be all right if we stay with you
for a while.
Martin: Why? What happened?
Niles: Well, since Frasier's little press conference, the media
frenzy has only increased. It's become a nuisance for our
neighbors. TV crews, news helicopters, plus the entire
press corps from Esteban's hometown in Argentina.
Daphne: Last night some cheeky bloke from the Buenos Aires Herald
climbed a tree and took a picture of old Mrs. Gottschalk
in her sitz bath.
Niles: Apparently, the readership of the Herald is mostly lonely
gauchos.
He overdoes his reaction to his own joke. Daphne glares at him.
Frasier: You know, Niles, your good cheer in spite of everything is
just remarkable.
Niles: Well, I've chosen not to let it get to me, and it hasn't.
Of course, most of the credit goes to my Daphne. I'm truly
blessed to have such a loving and supportive wife. She is
at once my huggle-bunny and my rock.
Daphne: I think I might throw up.
Niles: Huggle-bunny was a bit much.
Daphne: No, no, my stomach is upset.
Frasier: Oh, Daphne, can I get you something?
Daphne: Oh, thank you, Frasier. I wouldn't mind ten years in prison—
oh, I meant crackers.
Niles feigns laughter.
Frasier: Well, uh, I-I guess I deserved that, but may I remind you I'm
a bit of a victim myself... [haunted voice] as just yesterday
I was punched in the face by a man... now dead.
They bow their heads, shamed.
Frasier: Thank you.
Frasier goes to the kitchen. Niles's cell phone rings.
Niles: Hello? Hello, Mm--M [swallowing it] No, no I haven't
forgotten. Yes, I'll try to get there tomorrow morning.
All right, goodbye, Mm... [He hangs up.]
Daphne: That was Maris, wasn't it? Where will you be tomorrow
morning?
Niles: [guiltily] The jail. I-I-I said I'd try to visit her...
Daphne: Have you lost your bloody mind? I have tried to be patient,
but this is too much! [rising] You promised me that woman
would be out of our lives! Now she's calling every minute,
the papers reporting as though you two are still married,
and I can't even sleep in my own bed!
Niles: I know, darling, b-but you can't blame me for everything
that's happened.
Daphne: The hell I can't! If you hadn't have snuck off to have lunch
with her, we never would have been dragged into this, and you
wouldn't be sleeping alone on the couch tonight! But you did,
and we were, so you are! [passing Frasier] I hate that kind of
cracker!
She storms back to her old room.
Martin: Boy, that was kind of harsh.
Frasier: I'll say, these are imported from Belgium.
Niles: Poor thing, she's over-tired and a little hormonal. I'll-I'll
go try to talk her into choosing to be calm.
He goes after Daphne.
Martin: Boy, he's really holding up well.
Frasier: A little too well. I'm starting to fear he's not dealing with
his emotions at all.
Martin: Right. That's the whole secret to holding up.
Frasier: Dad, it's called "repression" and it is not healthy. The man
is a walking pressure-cooker. It's his senior year all over
again.
Martin: What are you talking about?
Frasier: Oh, that's right. He swore me to secrecy. [beat] Well...
He leans forward as Martin sits up to listen.
Frasier: Niles got mono and he missed four weeks of class, right?
So, he was studying around the clock trying to catch up.
Just before finals, his girlfriend dumped him - for his
roommate. Niles insisted he was just fine - right up
until the very moment when they found him in the all-night
grocery, sitting in a freezer bin talking to a bag of
frozen corn, whispering "Why so cold, my love?"
Niles re-enters, carrying bedding. His cheerfulness is becoming
increasingly taut.
Niles: All calm!
Martin: Want me to help you make up the couch?
Niles: No, no, I can manage.
Martin: Okay, well, I think I'll hit the rack too.
He exits.
Frasier: Sherry, Niles? [holds out a glass]
Niles: Oh, how lovely, thank you.
Frasier: To the balcony?
Niles: Mm, after you.
They carry their drinks out to the balcony.
Frasier: Niles, while I admire your initial fortitude, I can't help
thinking you may have taken things to extremes. As you know,
it can be dangerous to repress one's emotions.
Niles: True, but there is no way of weathering a situation like this
without a certain degree of detachment.
Frasier: Are you sure you're not too detached?
Niles: Oh, nonsense, everything's under control.
The sound of an approaching helicopter is heard.
Niles: Oh, look at that!
Frasier: What in the hell?!
A spotlight bathes Frasier and Niles.
Niles: [shouting] Just a news chopper. Pay it no mind.
Frasier: [yelling over the rotors] That doesn't bother you?!
Niles: You get used to it.
He waves at the chopper.
Frasier: Oh, for heaven's sake, get inside! [shouting at the
helicopter] You should be ashamed of yourselves! You
know perfectly well I meant EXONERATED!!
He goes back inside. FADE TO:
Scene Five - Café Nervosa
Niles approaches the counter. Roz is there. Niles is still wearing
his suit, but looking very haggard.
Niles: Hello, Roz.
Roz: Hi, Niles! A cappuccino, please. And one for him.
You don't look so good.
Niles: Well, I didn't get much sleep last night--again.
Roz: Well, I'm surprised you're here after yesterday.
Niles: I refuse to be cowed into changing my routines. Let me get
this. I have my coffee, I go to work. Of course, all my
patients want to talk about is Maris. [mechanically dropping
bills on the counter] Esteban's crazed brother left me a
message saying I owe him some sort of blood debt. [chuckles]
I tell you, some days it just doesn't pay to get off the
sofa. [He adjusts his kinked neck.]
Roz: You've had it pretty rough.
Niles: What are my choices? I can go to pieces or I can bear up and
live my normal life. Can I get a straw, please?
Waitress: Oh sorry, sir, that was the last one.
Niles takes that in. Roz looks at him, worried.
Niles: I see. [with meaning] The last straw. Gosh, is it warm in
here? [He begins to loosen his tie.] It is. It is. It's
warm in here. Oh, it's suffocating. [He removes his tie.]
There, that's better.
Roz: I'll get you a straw, Niles. Do you need a straw?
Niles: Oh, no, no, you heard her. There are no more straws.
He has now removed his jacket.
Niles: Oh, that feels so much better! [He begins to untuck his
shirt.] Oh, everything was just so tight before!
He is now unbuttoning his shirt, straining with the last buttons.
Niles: Ahh, ye-es! Oh! Coffee shop without straws? [giggles
maniacally] It makes no sense!
He has removed his shirt, revealing his undershirt. He then reaches
down and tosses away his shoes.
Roz: You can borrow my straw, see?
Niles: [loosening his belt and removing his pants] Oh, this is
great! I was being smothered! Oh, I can breathe. I don't
know how you stand it!
Niles hops out of view as he removes his pants, wearing only his
undershirt, shorts, and socks. By now of course, everyone is staring
at him in horror. Roz desperately makes a call on her mobile.
Roz: Hello, Frasier, it's me. How close are you to the cafe?
All right, well hurry up and park because Niles is almost
completely...
She looks. Niles is now seated at the window, not wearing a thing,
and "hiding" behind the newspaper he's calmly reading.
Roz: Niles is completely naked! [She hangs up and approaches him.]
Oh... Niles!
Barista: I'm calling the cops.
Roz: The hell you are! This man's tips alone have probably paid
for all the pot you'll ever smoke. Just back off, cowboy!
And that goes for the rest of you, too.
Frasier rushes in. Roz indicates Niles. Frasier approaches him and
sits.
Frasier: Hello, Niles.
Niles: [still reading the paper] Hey.
Frasier: What's going on?
Niles: Heat wave in Texas.
Frasier: Well, uh, Niles, maybe you should put some clothes on.
Niles: Ah... nah. No, too much, too much on me. I'm feeling very
constricted. [Frasier gently reaches out] I'm fine now, don't
touch me.
Frasier: Niles, look at yourself.
Niles does so literally, looking down.
Niles: Hello! [chuckles] I think I'm having that dream where I'm
naked in Nervosa!
Frasier: I think a lot of people are having that dream. We have to go
now, Niles.
Niles begins to rise. Frasier stops him.
Frasier: But! - you're not getting in my car like that.
He gets up and goes to the counter.
Roz: Is he okay?
Frasier: It's just a panic attack. It's happened before, but he's
never been quite this close to butterfly-net territory.
He and Roz gather Niles's clothes.
Frasier: [to the Barista] May I have your apron, please?
The Barista quickly complies.
Frasier: [to the waitress] And, and yours?
She also surrenders her apron. Frasier gives Niles's clothes to Roz,
then carries the aprons over.
Frasier: All right, Niles. I'm going to wrap you up like a big, green
Christmas present. You like Christmas, don't you?
He places one apron over Niles's head, covering his front.
Niles rises.
Frasier: There we are.
Niles: Ooh, okay.
Frasier covers Niles's backside with the other apron as Roz delivers
the following speech.
Roz: Okay, listen up! Me and my friends are going to back out of
here, nice and easy. As far as any of you are concerned, this
never happened. And if any of you decide to be a hero and
call the police... trust me, I will find you!
The waiters and guests are scared into submission.
Frasier: Wow, Roz, that was persuasive.
Roz: Yeah, well, there's nothing worse than waking up naked with a
bunch of cops standing around. I’ve been there...
Roz and Frasier escort Niles out, as Roz starts to tell the story.
FADE TO:
Scene Six - The Montana
Martin, Daphne, and Frasier are seated. Niles comes down the stairs in
his bathrobe.
Martin: Well, there he is! Rise and shine, lazybones!
Niles: [still being calm] I'm surprised it's still light out.
I thought it would be dark by now.
Frasier: Well, it was already. You've been asleep for twenty hours.
Niles: Oh, well, I guess I needed it.
Daphne: So how are you feeling?
Niles: Oh, much better. Frasier, I'm so sorry I embarrassed you.
Frasier: Oh, Niles, you didn't embarrass me one bit. Well, maybe just
a little... On our way to the car the breeze from a passing
school bus turned your apron into a cape, and...
The phone rings. Daphne answers.
Daphne: Hello? [She covers the mouthpiece.] It's Maris. You don't
have to take this.
Niles: No, I really should. [taking the phone] Hello, Maris! Yes,
yes, listen, there's something I want to say...Yes, but...
Frasier, Martin, and Daphne trade a look of hopelessness.
Niles: [losing his patience] Well, of course you're alone! You're
alone because you killed your boyfriend!
The rest of the family react to this.
Niles: Now, I am on your side, but there is a limit because I have
a wonderful, pregnant wife, and as far as my attention is
concerned, she comes first, always! I will help you through
this, but now, you have to help me by saying goodbye. No, no,
no, what do you have to say? Yes, goodbye. [hangs up]
Frasier: Now there's the Niles that's been missing in action.
Daphne: Thanks for what you said about me, though I haven't been
completely wonderful.
Niles: [zero tolerance] No, you've been irritable and you made me
sleep on a couch.
Frasier: That's the stuff, Niles, doesn't it feel good to get it off
your chest?
Niles: Oh, stuff it, Mr. Malaprop! Family spokesman, the Manson
family should have a spokesman like you!
Martin: [delighted] He's really getting the hang of this, isn't he?
Niles: And you! I'd have been home from that jail an hour earlier if
you hadn't convinced your buddies to let you squeeze off a few
rounds into a dumpster!
Daphne: You kept him waiting while I was at home worried sick?!
Martin: I was doing him a favor! I was keeping him away from you and
your hormones.
Daphne: Oh, some favor! Making me stay with Frasier! He made me do
housework!
Martin and Niles react with horror.
Daphne: I'd forgotten that until this moment!
Niles: You made her do housework!
Frasier: I did no such thing!
Martin: A pregnant woman?! That's pretty low!
Frasier: [self-righteous] Oh, fine! Fine! Turn your anger on me.
It's almost as if you'd forgotten that [haunted voice] not
three days ago I was punched in the face by a man now dead.
They bow their heads, shamed.
Frasier: Thank you! [then] Now who wants pancakes?
They all answer in the affirmative and move to the kitchen.
FADE OUT
END OF ACT TWO
Credits:
Niles walks into Nervosa to return the aprons, which are cleaned,
pressed, folded, and on hangers. The waiter shakes his hand and
accepts the aprons. The waitress gives him a cup of coffee.
Another waiter approaches from behind and offers him a straw.
He declines, pulling a cigarette case from his jacket, which he
opens and reveals that it is filled with stirring straws.
Guest Appearances
Co-Starring
JAMES OLIVER as Barista
AMITA BALLA as Waitress
CINDY LU as Reporter
Legal Stuff
This episode capsule is copyright 2003 by Kelly Dean Hansen.
This episode summary remains property of Frasier, Copyright
of Paramount Productions and NBC. Printed without permission.
