Three Dates And A Break Up [1] Written by Rob Greenberg
Directed by Jeff Melman
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Production Code: 4.19.
Original Airdate on NBC: 29th April 1997
Transcript written on 29th May 1999
Quotes & Scene Summary {nick hartley}
Act One.
Scene One - Café Nervosa.
Frasier and Niles are sitting in Café Nervosa chatting preteniously
about the food and drink in the morning.
Niles: Have you noticed there are fewer hazlenuts in these
Biscotti?
Frasier: So, I'm not crazy.
Niles: And yet they've gone up twenty five cents.
Frasier: Oh, fewer nuts - more money. The saying I've been aspiring
to for my entire professional life! [they laugh]
Roz enters through the front door in a rather shabby tracksuit, the
front of which is drenched in sweat. Added to this, her hear is
clumsly tied up behind her head with sweat beads trickling down her
forehead. She is wearing shorts and is out of breath.
Roz: [catching breath:] That's the last time I jog in these
shorts. My thighs are chaffing like a couple of hams wrapped
in velcro! [shouting to waitress:] Non-fat Mocha please! [as
she sits to the table Niles and Frasier distance
themselves:] What?!
Frasier: As flattered as we are that you've chosen our company over
say... a shower, perhaps you'd like to go to the ladies room
to freshen up a little bit?
Roz: [angry:] Hey, at least I try to keep in shape. I haven't
seen one of you two run an eight minute mile!
Niles: Stand up wind of us and you might!
Roz, getting the gist, decides to go and freshen up.
Frasier: Oh, by the way Niles, my benefit for the Seattle theatre
ensemble is tonight - I haven't recieved your check yet.
Niles: Well, that's because I'm still not sure if I'm coming. Whom
should I expect to meet there?
Frasier: Professional people... around our age..
Niles: [wanting more:] Hmmm.
Frasier: Same social standing..
Niles: [strangely:] Yoww!
Frasier: Specific minded... interessted in the arts...
Niles: [angry:] Oh for God's sake, how many women?
Frasier: Well.. why didn't you say so?
Niles: Well, I thought my rutting monkey body language would have
tipped you off.
Frasier: Well, pertaining to my RV list there should be quite a few
availiable women.
Niles: In that case I'll be there. [writes check and hands it to
Frasier:] Here's my money - better be worth my while!
Frasier: [sharp] Oh look, here comes Sherry and dad.
Niles: [sharp] Duck!
Frasier: No, no, no, no, I invited them.
Niles: Sherry's not going to be there at your benefit tonight is
she? I can stop that check!
Frasier: Oh just relax. I came up with rather ingenius plan to occupy
their evening - I bought tickets to an event which is right
up their aeiel, I felt so mortified just buying the tickets.
I paid cash so they couldn't trace it back to me.
Martin and Sherry enter Café Nervosa as the waitress holds up some
tickets - shouting.
Waitress: Excuse me people! Did somebody leave some tickets back
here?
Frasier: [to Niles:] Oh good Lord! [shouting and running:] Yes!
Waitress: Something called - Nashville on Ice!
Frasier: Right here. [trying to get them off]
By this time, Frasier is tugging at the tickets as a group stand
laughing at him.
Waitress: [reading:] Ice skating country jamboree.
Frasier: [takes tickets:] Oh don't look so smug, try skating and
blowing into a jug whilst your heart's breaking!
Frasier heads his way over to a over joyed Sherry and Martin.
Sherry: I can't believe you scored tickets to that. You are well
connected in this town.
Frasier: Well, actually these are gifts for you and dad.
S & M: [excited:] Oh, that's great.
Frasier: I hope you're free.
Martin: [takes tickets:] Well, we are now! Wow, Frasier thanks, look
at this rink side.
Niles has now put on his jacket and is ready to leave the Café - but
now before Sherry has made her mark on him.
Sherry: [to Niles:] Oh, what's that on your cheek?
Niles searches as Sherry plants a big kiss on his cheek leaving an
imprint of lipstick. Niles gives a polite laugh.
Sherry: My lips!
Niles: Oh look at the time, I have to go.
Sherry: Oh, it seems that everytime I see you, you're just leaving.
Niles: Yes, and I'd love to stay but I... [excusing:] have my
therapy group meeting.. and last time I was late the, er,
compulsive gamberlers were betting the passive agressers that
they couldn't make the over eaters... cry.
Niles leaves as the threesome head over to the table.
Martin: Well, you two take a seat here, I'll get us a couple of
coffees!
Sherry: You know how I like it - hot and sweet.
Martin: Yeah, but how do you like your coffee's?
Sherry: [laughs before sitting with Frasier:] Is he always that
funny?
Frasier: Oh yes. [polite laugh]
Roz enters from the powder room. There is less sweat though it is
still clearly visable. This time a block of soap has been squelched
right on top of it. Frasier gives a condoling sound.
Roz: That damn soap dispenser, I just gave it a good tap and
splat! [points to mark on shirt]
Frasier: Oh, I'm sorry.. Roz Doyle my producer you haven't met dad's
inner verota; Sherry Dempsey.
Sherry and Roz shake hands.
Roz: I normally look a lot better than this!
Sherry: Oh now, you don't have to be self-concious around me, hun.
We all have our bad days once we pass forty! [laughs] Nice
seeing you. [goes to counter where Martin is]
Roz: [confused:] What did she say?
Frasier: Oh, who cares?! The least I can do to straighten out a few
precious moments of silence without her underfoot. The
woman's practically moved in with me.
Roz: [confused:] What did she say? [sits]
Frasier: Be calm, now come on. You may not look your best today but
there's a man sitting right over there - he can't keep his
eyes off of you.
Roz: [modest:] Oh, where?
Frasier: Right over there. [points]
Roz looks around. There is a man sitting on the bench seat next to
the window. He is squinting at Roz. Roz turns back worried.
Roz: [worried:] Oh, my God, that's John Coughlin from my high
school. [praying:] Oh dear God, please don't let him recognise
me: I swear I'll never leave the house unbeautiful again!
John: [coming over:] Roz.
Roz: [to God:] Thanks for listning!
John: Roz Doyle? It's me, John Coughlin.
Roz takes her coffee away from her mouth. A fine milk moustache is
left in it's place.
Roz: [nice:] Hi John, look at you.
John: Look at you!
Roz: I hardly recognised you with that moustache! Oh Frasier, I'm
sorry. This is John Coughlin, Frasier Crane. So did you just
move to Seattle?
John: No, I'm out here for a week on business - now it's back to
Wisconsin. Remember Marcy?
Roz: Yeah.
John: She's getting married on Saturday.
Roz: No kidding!
John: Well, I'm late for a meeting but it was great running into you,
I can't wait to tell the whole gang I saw you.
Roz: You don't have to do that!
John leaves as Roz goes into depression.
Roz: Frasier, that guy was the biggest gossip in my home town. He
saw me with my hair all sweaty, my sweatshirt full of soap!
Oh God, what could be worse.
Frasier: Well, here's a hint. Got Milk?
Roz: [finds moustache:] Oh no!
HAT TRICK
Scene Two - Frasier's apartment.
That night Frasier is at his benefit with Niles aside him. Upper
classes are swarming around them.
Frasier: First of all, I was terribly nervous about hosting these
things but it seems to be going rather well.
Niles: Not for me. I haven't made in roads with a single woman
here.
Niles gets excited upon noticing a woman. He gives a strange look
with his eyebrow which looks like an inspector after finding a hidden
clue.
Frasier: [confused:] What are you doing? You look nausiated!
Niles: That woman is flirting with me, this is my "I'm available"
face.
Frasier: Stop it! My God, people'll think the shrimp is bad. Alright,
which one.
Niles: Er at nine ó clock, blonde hair - blue dress. Oh now ten ó
clock, 11 ó clock - oh mama high noon.
The woman has now arrived where Frasier and Niles are standing. She
begins.
Adair: I'm sorry I had to leave early - I just wanted to let you
know what a lovely time I had.
Frasier: Oh well, thankyou, it's good to see you. Have you met my
brother, Dr. Niles Crane.
Niles: [still with face on:] Enchanted.
Adair: Hi. [notices face:] Are you feeling okay?
Niles: Bad shrimp. [Frasier hits him]
Adair: Oh. [to Frasier:] I so enjoyed our chat about brek, I'm just
sorry we didn't get to finish it.
Frasier: Oh me too.
Adair: Em, [excited:] I never do this - but if you'd like to give
me a call sometime I'd like that. You don't have to call me,
only if you want to, and we can talk about other non-brek
things. You see why I never do this?
Frasier: Well, I'm certainly glad that you did it with me. [laughs]
Adair: Nice meeting you Miles.
Niles: [angry:] Okay.
As she leaves, Daphne comes in from her room pointing at a man.
Daphne: Dr. Crane, who's that gentleman over there?
Frasier: [notices:] Oh, that's Matthew Apinnion - he's one of the
theatre's biggest benefactors.
Daphne: Well, I just caught him back in my bedroom.
Frasier: Well, I'm sure he just wondered in there by mistake.
Daphne: He was trying on my shoes!
Frasier: Interesting piece of information. Something tells me that
the theatre's going to get that new sound system.
Daphne exits as a woman, Kimberly, calls the crowd.
Kimberly: On behalf of "Seattle Theatre Ensemble", I would like to
thank Dr. Frasier Crane for hosting tonight's benefit. But
before we say goodnight, let's try and coax him into saying
a few words. [applause]
Frasier: Alright, er, Alexander Pope once wrote that the theatre
aspires to wake the soul by tender strokes of art - to
raise the genius and to mend the heart. I'd like to say
that it's my privelege to help ensure the survival of this
noble calling. And, er, thank you all for coming and I'll
see you on the opening night of "Run For Your Wife".
[applause]
After the applause dies down a woman comes over to Frasier.
Leslie: Well that was terrific, are you always this eloquent.
Frasier: Oh well, hardly, my mews alas are somewhat ifemeral.
Leslie: Well, Dr. Crane, I'm glad to meet you. Leslie Wellman, we
met earlier.
Frasier: Leslie of course.
Leslie: Well I have to run but.. I hope I'm not being to forward -
I'd love if you'd give me a call sometime.
Frasier: I'd be delighted too.
Leslie: Here's my card.
Frasier: Thankyou. [pockets it]
Niles comes over as she leaves.
Frasier: Niles, was that Natalie Spencer I saw you talking with?
Niles: [excited:] As a matter of fact it was. I've been admiring
her all evening so I stealed myself and asked her if she
would be free next week.
Frasier: And?
Niles: Well, her lips said no but her eyes said read my lips.
[mad:] I suppose you came over here to gloat because a woman
came onto you.
Frasier: No hardly, I wouldn't do that sort of thing. I came over
here to gloat because two women came onto me!
Niles: Two?!
Frasier: My God, I've never had a night like this in my entire life.
I'm a babe magnet, I'm cat nip.
Niles: I think I feel a fur ball coming up. Tell me your second
conquest wasn't that haughty filly in the white dress -
Kimberly Egan.
Frasier: No, no, no, you path is clear.
Niles: [thinking:] Oh... what's the point! I can't take another
rejection!
Frasier: Well Niles, tell you what. Seen as how cupid has so amply
stocked my quimmer this evening I shall try and shine on
your behalf.
Niles: [nearly sick:] Oh my God, you're unbearable.
Niles sits down with disgust as Frasier goes to talk to Kimberly.
Frasier: Kimberly, good evening.
Kimberly: Frasier. Thank you again for tonight. You really are a
wonderful host.
Frasier: Thank you. Listen, I don't usually do this sort of thing
but there's a gentlemen here tonight who's rather taken
with you. He's an elegible doctor, he's just a bit shy
about coming over and expressing those interests to you.
Kimberly: [taken back:] Oh that is so sweet! [knowingly:] Well you
tell your bashful friend, he needn't be so coy. I'd love to
go out with you some time Frasier. [hands him her card]
Call me tomorrow.
Frasier: [Niles comes over] Oh do you know my brother?
Kimberly: Oh, of course I do. [shakes Niles' hand] Nice seeing you
again, Miles! [Niles grits his teeth]
Scene Three - KACL booth.
It's Friday and Frasier is doing his show on KACL. Whilst Roz listens on.
Doug: [voice over:] Anyway, Dr. Crane. I've spent months now
sending out resumés, pounding the pavement but nothing.
Frasier: Well Doug, it's possible you're simply going through a dry
spell. Good Lord, it happens to all of us. Months go by with
nothing then completely in the blue you get not one, but
three offers, without doing anything. Not just for any jobs
either, but for desirable ones - with ample salaries and
fabulous perks. Be patient. Finding employment is much like
dating, opportunities come along when you least expect them.
Doug: Thanks Dr. Crane. Actually dating is the one area I don't
have any problems in. Right now, I've got two women
interested in me.
Frasier: Two? Well, that must make you the envy of MOST men! [laughs]
Well, that's all for today Seattle. This is Dr. Frasier
Crane, KACL 780. [signs off]
Roz enters his booth.
Roz: Alright, you've compared dating to unemployment,
claustrophobia and bedwetting. Is there anything you'd like
to tell me?
Frasier: Ask me if I'm free this weekend.
Roz: Well obviously..
Frasier: Roz, ask me, come on. And let me remind you, it's a three
day weekend.
Roz: [put on:] Are you free this weekend?
Frasier: No, I have a date this evening. And I've got a date tomorrow
night. Oh and let me check my calender for Sunday. [checks
it:] Oh yes, another date! [laughs]
Roz: Good, not bad!
Frasier: [excited:] Not bad! If I didn't know better, I'd say someone
was a little jealous. After this weekend you may have to
give up your dating crown!
Roz: I once had three dates on a single Saturday and still had
time to defrost my refigerator and rotate my tyres.
Frasier: [lost some happiness:] It's a wonder you could rotate
anything after that! Alright I conceed.
Roz: Alright, good. Will you help me with something?
Frasier: Sure.
Roz: Okay, do you think it's wierd to send a wedding present to
someone you haven't seen or spoken to in eighteen years?
Frasier: Well it's a bit unusual but it's sweet none the less.
Roz: Okay, what about if the wedding gift happens to be a
sterling silver picture frame [holding it up], inside that
happens to be a glamour photo of me.
Frasier: Roz, does this have something to do with an old high-school
chum you ran into yesterday during your holiday from
hygeine?
Roz: I know, it all sounds so silly to you, but you don't
understand. Frasier, I group up in a tiny town and I still
care about what those people think of me and John Coughlin
will go back there and totally trash me!
Frasier: Come on, you're a beautiful, intelligent woman. Do you
really care what impressions people in your past have about
you?
Roz: I guess not.
Roz takes this opinion and exits the booth as the phone begins to
ring, it seems to be from Boston.
Frasier: [into phone:] Hello. Why, Norm Peterson you old horse thief.
[laughs] Thanks for calling back so soon, well.. just guess
who's got three dates this weekend!
As Roz rolls her eyes we FADE OUT.
A FLY IN THE OINTMENT
Scene Four - Frasier's Apartment.
That evening, Frasier is preparing for his date. Frasier enters the
main room with a bottle of wine and two glasses. He tastes his food
and makes a smile of delight before placing the wine and filling the
glass. Daphne is on the phone and begins speaking into it in a
strange American accent. It sounds manly.
Daphne: [into phone:] Hi, is this Johnny's steak house. Yeah, I'd
like a table for two at eight ó clock. Sure, no problem,
I'll hold.
Frasier: [confused:] What the hell are you doing?
Daphne: [to Frasier still in accent:] Making dinner reservations.
Frasier: Not that, the voice.
Daphne: [in accent:] I'm trying my American.
Frasier: You're certainly trying this American!
Daphne: [into phone in accent:] Anything on the patio? Alright,
cool. I'll see you then.
Daphne hangs up as Frasier pours a second glass. She reverts to her
Mancunian accent.
Daphne: You see, I'm just sick of people making such a fuss about my
accent. I like to be able to blend in on ocassions so I'm
learning to speak American.
Frasier: And who is your tutor, a drag queen?
Daphne: You know, it's not very kind of you to mock me. Especially
after I've agreed to clear out for your big date.
Frasier: Yes, alright, thank you Daphne - very much.
Daphne: [in American:] I'll see you later. [back to Mancunian:] You
see that's the problem when I speak American, I don't know
what to do with my r's!
Frasier: Try hauling it out of here!
Daphne understands this and exits. Frasier meanwhile is getting
excited. He switches on some classical music to which he dances
around a bit at before dimming the lights. The doorbell rings and he
makes a gesture that it's perfect timing. He goes to the door and
waits a second before opening it to Kimberly.
Frasier: Kimberly, hello.
Kimberly: Hello. [enters:] Frasier, it's so nice to meet you again.
Frasier: Oh well let me take your things. [takes them to coat rack]
Kimberly: Thank you again for hosting the benefit.
Frasier: Oh, well thank you again for charing, listen did we make as
much money as we hoped to?
Kimberly: Well, we haven't tallied all of it but I'm guessing the
evening will succed our wildest expectations.
Frasier: My favourite sort of evening. [laughs]
Kimberly goes over to the window over Seattle.
Kimberly: Oh, I can admire this view for hours.
Frasier: [staring at her:] As could I. [hands her a glass:] Here, we
are some wine perhaps.
Kimberly: Thank you.
They both have a sip of wine. Frasier lightens up with a pleased look.
Frasier: To... Possibilities. [they clink glasses]
Kimberly: So, tell me. How did you become interested in the theatre?
Frasier: Well, actually I first cought the acting bug back at prep
school. The very first production I ever did was "A Mid-
Summer Night's Dream". Not to toot my own horn but my
bottom recieved a standing avation.
Kimberly: [taking the alterior meaning:] I'm not surprised.
Frasier: [laughs as they sit:] And you? How did you get involved.
Kimberly: Well I worked in a lot of charities. I actually founded one
that promotes pet adoption.
Frasier: Really?
Kimberly: I'm quite the dog lover. You?
Frasier: [lying:] Heavens yes. You know, I have dream of some day
owning a big house in the country where I can have as many
dogs as I like.
Kimberly: I just love a man who loves animals. Is it too much to ask
that you are also a vegeterian.
Frasier: I just recently became one!
As they look at one another the front door opens revealing Sherry and
Martin loudly laughing their heads off.
Martin: Hey, Fras'. The pharamcy left your ointment with the
doorman.
Sherry: Somebody has a date! [covering:] Don't worry honey, it's
just for prickly heat.
Frasier: Well thank you Sherry. Kimberly Egan, this is my father
Martin Crane and this is his campanion Sherry Dempsey.
Sherry: Can I tempt you to some Pepermint Schnapz? It really
settles the tummy.
Frasier: Yes, as much as I could use that right now I think I'll
pass.
Martin: Oh hey, sweetie, tell them that joke you told down at the
bar. When she told it I did an honest to God spit take. I'm
not kidding you. So much beer gushed out of there I was
like Mt. St. Pauliga.
Frasier: Well actually I don't think...
Sherry: Okay, this really horny 80 year old men goes into a
confession box...
Martin: [to Kimberly:] You're not Catholic are ya?
Kimberly: Yes.
Martin: Oh well you're really going to love it! [laughs]
Sherry: So anyway this horny old guy...
Frasier: You know, Sherry, I think we've both heard this joke.
Sherry: Oh, Marty I think we're cramping somebody's style.
[remembers:] Oh hey before I forget, this is for you.
[hands Frasier a small box] I couldn't finish my veal
chops. If you want to know the way to this man's heart -
that is his favourite dish.
Kimberly: [confused:] Veal?!
Frasier: [covering:] Free range!
Martin: Well, hey listen, we're just going to take the dog for a
walk. Eddie? [shouting:] Eddie?
Barking is heard from the corridor.
Martin: [angry:] Oh you locked him in the back room again didn't
you?
Kimberly: [outraged:] What?!
Martin: Oh listen to him! He's crying, that poor little thing.
Sherry and Martin head off to the back room as Kimberly gets her
coat.
Kimberly: Well, I guess you'll need a lot of extra room in that dream
house to lock up all those dogs.
Frasier: Good, we can joke about this. Kimberly, please, can I at
least call you in a couple of days.
She simply answers this question by simply slamming the door as she
exits. Then Eddie comes running out and jumps on the dining room
chair. He stares at the food that Frasier prepared.
Frasier: Go ahead!
Eddie jumps up and begins eating with content.
Scene Five - Frasier's kitchen.
The next morning, Sherry and Martin are preparing breakfast.
Sherry: Good morning, handsome.
Martin: Yeah, hi. I was wondering when you were getting up? Hungry?
Sherry: Well, a litte bit. [opens fridge:] How about soem Chinese?
Martin: Chinese for breakfast? Who eats that?
Sherry: About a billion Chinese people. [they laugh]
Martin: Alright, I'll get the plates and forks.
Sherry: Look, why don't we do it authentic this time. Get the
chopsticks!
Martin: No I don't want to.
Sherry: Come on.
Martin: [irritated:] I don't feel like it.
Sherry: Oh, just try it one time - it's not hard.
Martin: [getting mad:] It's not a question of hard - I just don't
like using them, they don't work.
Sherry: Well, they've been around a lot longer than forks.
Martin: Well our hands have been around a lot longer than that. Why
don't we just eat everything with our fingers?!
They enter the dining area.
Sherry: Oh, somebody's in a mood!
Martin: I'm not in a mood.
Sherry: You are.
Martin: Look, I just don't like you telling me to do things that I
really don't want to do! [trys to smile]
Sherry: Fine, I will never mention the work chopsticks again. [to
herself:] So touchy!
She walks up to the piano and whilst Martin is reading his paper
begins to play. Of course the melody is "Chopsticks". Martin, in a
huff, gets up and exits to the kitchen.
Martin: Thanks for taking what I said so seriously!
Sherry: Marty! [enters kitchen with him]
Meanwhile, Daphne and Frasier are coming up to the apartment on the
elevator. They are talking about last night.
Frasier: So, Sherry's not there for longer than thirty seconds and
she chases Kimberly right out of the apartment.
Daphne: [American accent:] Gee, I'm sorry Dr. Crane. That woman sure
can be difficult.
Frasier: Look this accent things getting down right annoying! Well,
anyway I've been trying to call Kimberly all day to
apologise...
Frasier notices Daphne waving to the corner of the lift.
Frasier: What are you doing?
Daphne: [Mancunian voice:] Saying hello Mr. Hicks in security.
Frasier: There's a hidden camera up there?
Daphne: Yes, but he said don't worry about it. He said lots of
people pull down their pants to tuck in their shirts. Though
he did recomend having that rash looked at!
Frasier: [angry:] Oh!
The elevator gets to the right level. The doors open and they step
out. Frasier notices Sherry's umbrella next to the front door.
Frasier: Oh fine, Sherry's still here! You know, she stays later each
morning and more nights each week! It's not what I had in
mind when I moved in here. It's bad enough I have to deal
with Eddie and dad and... [realises who he's talking to:]
their shananigans!
They enter the apartment. The two stop still as they hear Sherry and
Martin still arguing in the kitchen.
Sherry: I can't believe you're getting upset over nothing.
Martin: Well I don't consider it nothing.
Sherry: I think we should talk about this.
Martin: I dont want to talk about it.
Sherry: To not talk about it is just plain stupid!
Martin: Oh, so I'm stupid now am I?
Frasier and Daphne comment.
Frasier: Their arguing. [hopeful:] Could there be trouble in
paradise?
Daphne: This is awkward. Should we let them know we are here?
Frasier: No, they might stop!
However, Sherry and Martin exit the kitchen and spot them.
Martin: When did you get back?
Frasier: Just now.
Sherry: Oh well don't worry, we were just talking.
Martin: We're finished talking. [exits to bedroom]
Sherry: Maybe you have. Marty I think we should talk about it.
[exits with him]
Martin: [off stage:] Well I don't want to.
Frasier and Daphne start thinking.
Frasier: I've never heard them talking like that before. Dare I get
my hopes up?
Daphne: Don't count on it. Once an argument moves into the bedroom,
a woman can always get the man to make up.
Frasier: I wouldn't be so sure about that.
Daphne: Oh come on now: men and women have been having this
conversation for centuries. The women always says: Do we
always have to fight?
Frasier: Well the man would say: Well it's your own fault, you
started it!
Daphne: Can't we at least talk this out. Come on, sit with me on the
bed.
Frasier: I don't feel like sitting!
Daphne: Do you have to be so cold?
Frasier: Well you made me angry!
Daphne: [crying:] You could at least put your arms around me!
Frasier: [going over:] Oh Daphne, I'm sorry...
Frasier realises that he got too much into the part.
Frasier: You're right. We're made up already.
Daphne: Well, at least they'll be in a good mood when they come out.
There's nothing like make-up sex.
Frasier: Daphne, please, Sherry and dad don't have make up sex.
Daphne: Well of course, they're probably at it..
Frasier: [stops her:] My dad and Sherry do not have sex! [end of
sentance]
Sherry: [enters with her bag and coat:] So long kids, it was nice
knowing you! [exits front door]
Frasier: Did that actually just happen?
Daphne: I guess I called that one wrong.
Martin enters from his bedroom.
Daphne: Is everything alright?
Martin: Oh yeah, fine, it was a long time coming.
Frasier: Are you okay with this?
Martin: Well yes, I mean I'm not jumping up and down but I think
it's better for both of us - yes.
Frasier: Are you sure?
Martin: Yeah, yeah, Sherry and I had a lot of laughs but you know
there's a lot of things about her that bugged me and Lord
knows I'm sure she was bugged by a lot of things that I did
so, well, no really, this is fine. Fine. [exits to kitchen]
Daphne: He seems to be taking it very well!
Frasier: Perhaps I should go see if he feels like talking about it.
The phone rings and Frasier answers.
Frasier: [into phone:] Hello. Oh yes, hi Niles. Well actually it
isn't a very good time. No, well dad and Sherry just broke
up. He seems to be taking it okay I guess.. oh no I don't
think it's appropriate - well it's just too soon for us to
be celebrating right now. [Daphne shakes her head as Frasier
replaces the reciever. The phone rings again:] It's still to
soon Niles! [hangs up]
End Of Act One. (Time: 22:30)
To Be Continued....
This episode was originally shown as an hour length episode. Act two
has it's own unique capsuel. Go to [4.20] "Three Dates And A Break Up
[2]" for the transcript.
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